What started out as a relentlessly pleasant extended holiday weekend was dealt a devastating blow when The Home Office learned today’s football game between our beloved Pittsburgh Steelers and the Team Formerly Known as the Official Team of the Anti-Christ (now merely the Baltimore Ravens) will not be televised here.
It’s not like I was asking for some obscure and one-sided contest with no local interest, like 8–2
Part of it has to do with the NFL’s doubleheader policy. This is Fox’s fair and balanced weekend to show two games. The game, directly opposite the Baltimore Battle of the Titans, has the Washington Redskins (aka The Current Official Team of the Anti-Christ) receiving their weekly pummeling. Granted, the masochistic tendencies of Redskins fans mean that game will easily win the ratings timeslot, especially in the wilderness of
Still, for WUSA to show paid programming (read: infomercials) instead of the
What could cause such short-sighted arrogance?
There’s only one solution. By the time you read this, The Home Office will be officially boycotting all programming from WUSA-TV9 in
Who’s with me? Are you tired of The Man sticking it to you? Think it’s time for a new Man Law? Me, too. All together, now.