From the Aging Gracefully Correspondent.
So the cardinals have all gathered in Rome, wearing red dresses and little white aprons, to elect the new Pope. Of course these guys have to eat, even if they are holier than you and I.
So they shipped in a bunch of nuns to do the cooking. What I want to know is, if the cardinals are the ones wearing the dresses and aprons, why can't they do their own cooking?