Thursday, April 28, 2005

Springtime in America

President Bush was seen walking hand-in-hand with Saudi Crown Prince Abdullah this week amongst the blossoms at the Presidential Ranch in Crawford, Texas. The Home Office has been unable to see if their fingers were intertwined, but we have it on good authority kisses were exchanged. On the cheek, to be fair, which may bode well for our nation, considering what part of Crown Prince Abdullah Dubya usually kisses.

In more presidential news (and woudn't we all love it if he were more presidential), Shrub has proposed an end to the oil crisis by turning retired military bases into refineries. And we thought he stopped drinking and taking drugs when he was forty.

1 comment:

Runs with Scissors said...

And your solution would be?