10. The Pirates played in Forbes Field.
9. The Steelers had never made the playoffs.
8. The only penguins in Pittsburgh were in the zoo.
7. John Boehner had human-colored skin.
6. The Beatles had never been to America.
5. Elvis was thin.
4. We only had “advisors” in Vietnam.
3. Mitch McConnell had a chin.
2. There was no such thing as Gatorade.
1. The United States could only put one man in space at a time. (Now we can’t put any.)