The Home Office is pleased to announce a new source of funding has been located, effective March 7. This will allow us to continue to provide the same caliber of service and entertainment to which you have become accustomed. (Editor’s Note: We didn’t say it was a high caliber of service and entertainment. Calm down.)
We apologize for the recent hiatus, caused by the re-channeling of energy into employment-related decisions, and look forward to getting back into the swing of things.
You have now been warned.